Abstain

Today they tell us in the press
The political situation is a mess
Back to court they go in vain
I think next time I will abstain

Fat Lady

To court, to court - another jester
Isn't it the end of the semester
We hear, we listen, we understand
The fat lady's singing with the band

Burp

Today on TV I see before me
Monkeys climbing a legal tree
Pardon me if a burp out loud
Gets everybody's attention in a crowd

Sweep

Wall to wall politicians
Makes you think about statisticians
Who interpets what for whom
Why don't we sweep them out with a broom

Reality

Just a thought that what you see
Is not what is reality
Yet when you read the words afar
Are you looking at a star

Dumb

Dumb and dumber
Puts you alseep
The more we slumber
The more the lawyers keep