In The Mud

The Supreme Court has spoken
The spin doctors have awoken
I don't have an extra token
Can't ride the bus to Hoboken

Stuck here in the mud you see
Can't wait to watch it on tv
Whatever they call it what will it be
No doubt it's the making of history

The Cow

Workers looking at the cow
Whose domain is it anyhow
Who decides whose president
Laws they want to circumvent

The Door

I heard this said many times before
Let me show you to the door
Uncouth, uncultured, they remain
Are we slowly going insane

Your Cake

Want your cake and eat it too
Go to court and sue the zoo
Try to stretch the legal boundary
You end up in a quandary

None

Once and then there was none
Wouldn't it be a lot of fun
Politicians on the run
Tell me, who's got the gun